A Matter of Style or Death- or: definitely NOT pretty in pinkBy: Darkamber |
Infernal chimes drag me
brutally out of my blissful sleep. It takes me a few
seconds to realize it's not Hell's Bells I'm hearing, but
the doorbell. I fumble around on the bedside table for my glasses, muttering grumpily to myself - shitty, unstylish, student type glasses, I really hate them, but can't afford new ones, and I'm blind as a bat without. Praise the gods for contact lenses though; you can't look cool and gothic with glasses on, especially not these kind of glasses. "Yeah, yeah! I'm coming!" I yell as
I stumble out of bed, my feet still half tangled in the
sheets. The person out there is still leaning resolutely on
the bell. Shade strides into the hall - perfectly beautiful,
stylish and gothic as always - how does he do it,
and this early?! It's obscene... "I don't" he gasps, "believe
it! What're you wearing!? You're dressed entirely
in PINK!!!" He
laughs so hard he can't stand straight. That does it. If this comes out, my reputation will be vell and truly fucked; nobody will ever again consider me to be the coolest goth in town. "This is the end of a beautiful friendship," I tell Shade gravely, as I pick up the walking stick with the heaviest handle from the stand, heft it, and calmly proceed to bash his head in. When he finally stops twitching, I grab his feet and
drag him into the kitchen. The cooker is heavy, but I
finally manage to pull it to the middle of the floor.
Then I open the trapdoor, which was hidden underneath,
and kick Shade's remains down the stairs. Damn, I must remember to put that mirror up on
the front door, so I don't let people in before I'm
properly dressed. |
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© 1994 Darkamber |
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